Friday Funnies

Hi, everyone,

Today, we will go international in jokes. I have a great Irish joke and a great German joke.

I got the Irish joke from my dad (who actually got it from a contruction worker from Georgia - go figure) and this is how it goes:

Three Irish guys are walking along and presently go through a cemetery. They're looking at the headmarkers, when one of them says, "Hey, this man here died at the age of 87 - that's a long time! His name was Patrick McDonald."

The second guy says, "Yeah, but this guy lived to be 103 years old! His name was Gregory O'Hara."

Then the last guy says, "Oh, yeah? Well THIS guy lived to be 189 years old!"

"What was his name?" asked the others.

"Miles to Dublin," replied the guy.


Now for the German joke:

There's an army private who is posted with his regiment at a barracks. He keeps walking around and picks up pieces of paper. Every time he picks a piece of paper up, he says, "That's not it," and keeps going.

Finally, the private's sergeant worries about him and has him evaluated. The doctor determines him to be crazy and tells the sergeant to release the private.

The sergeant hands the private the resignation notice and the private looks at it, smiles and says, "That's it!"

Happy Friday, everyone.