Because the Extrovert Talks About Killing the Dictator, While the Introvert Poisons the Guy's Coffee.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Hollywood and Blasphemy
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Where have I Been?
Wanna know what I did last Friday? Well, go on over to the Girl Talk Blog! (Be sure to look at the Family Room post!) *Yawn* Now I think I'm going to bed. It's night time at this moment. Goodnight, everyone.
For the Gospel!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Friday Funnies
For those of you who are wondering what happened to the Thursday blog post, I decided to delete. Through the wise counsel of wise friends, I realized that the post wasn't the right way to say what I wanted to say. My apologies to those who were misled by the post. Instead of being "rebels," we should be examples to those around us of Christ's love. We should stand out not by ranting and raving about how America's going down the drain, but by being kind, loving, humble, patient, peaceful and gentle. In these things among others, will we be a shining light to the world.
That said, let's get onto Friday Funnies!
This is a joke I got from a classmate:
The person peeped through it, and immediately, he got poked in the eye!
Then you could hear someone say, "35.......35.........35...........35......."
For the Gospel!
Monday, October 15, 2007
My Thoughts On Life
Hi everyone,
I haven't been blogging for a bit. I need to get back to that. I am resolved to not abandon my blog for months on end, leaving you readers in suspense! Here are some things that have been happening lately:
New York fall fashions are looking more (gasp!) modest? - Do I hear the "Hallelujah Chorus" coming on?
Hooray! Al-Qaeda in Iraq is basically crushed!
This is funny but awful at the same time. Poor Mom.
This uproariously funny video:
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=oe90utw2yz
Whoo! I'm already tuckered from laughing so much at the video! Goodnight, everyone. Pleasant dreams. Snuggle into your little bed, lay your sleepy head on those soft pillows, pull the covers up around you, and say "Goodnight" to God. God will always be watching you.
For the Gospel!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Congratulations, Emily!
Christ bless you, girlie!
For the Gospel!
Friday, October 5, 2007
Friday Funnies
Time again for another Friday Funny! Once again, it's from the mouths of children, and in my humble opinion, I think it might be funnier than the last one! Enjoy!
Kids' lessons
Never trust a dog to watch your food.- Patrick, age 10
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.- Rocky, age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.- Stephanie, age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Rosemary, age 7
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.- Lamar, age 10
Never bug a pregnant mom.- Nicholas, age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.- Kelly, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.- Heather, age 16
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.- Joel, age 12
Never try to baptize a cat.- Laura, age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster.- Scott, age 11
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.- Rob, age 10
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.- Molly, age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.- Chelsey, age 7
Stay away from prunes.- Randy, age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.- Phillip, age 13
Forget the cake, go for the icing.- Cynthia, age 8
Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.- Joanne, age 11
For the Gospel!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Be Pro Life!
Let's be serious folks................Pro Life saves lives..........including this little one!
For the Gospel!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Cheese Puffs and Politics
I think that George Washington said it best in his Farewell Address, when he warned for political parties to not be bloodthirsty enemies. How did we respond to that? We did the exact opposite, and we're still reaping the bitter consequences. If only we could all be more loving towards each other, regardless if we're a Conservative or Liberal!
I suggest that whenever we hear that something goes wrong in the political world, we should not seethe against the perpetrator in anger, but pray for them in love. God listens to our prayers, and He is greatly pleased when we love our enemies. It can be hard (I am no exception to the rules; belive me, my blood can boil when it comes to politics), but we can ask God for help and try to be shining examples.
But that doesn't mean that we stay silent. We should not only pray for those on the other side of the political spectrum, but also set out to be an example for them. We should also try to "fight back peacefully". This means that while we should fight to keep the morals in America, we should not frown at a person protesting the Iraq War.
Liberals, I'm not excluding you either. Even though Conservatives might not agree with what you have to say, be kind to them! We're all human beings, and we suffer from the disease of hatred - the remedy for this is God's love.
So I propose that tomorrow be, "Go Hug A Liberal/Conservative Day!" Seriously though, DON'T hug them. They might think you're a little creepy. But if it's a relative, then by all means!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to *ahem* find a relative to hug!
"Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." - 1 John 4:7
For the Gospel!