Friday Funnies

Hi everyone,

Time again for another Friday Funny! Once again, it's from the mouths of children, and in my humble opinion, I think it might be funnier than the last one! Enjoy!

Kids' lessons

Never trust a dog to watch your food.- Patrick, age 10

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.- Rocky, age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.- Stephanie, age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Rosemary, age 7

Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.- Lamar, age 10

Never bug a pregnant mom.- Nicholas, age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.- Kelly, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.- Heather, age 16

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.- Joel, age 12

Never try to baptize a cat.- Laura, age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.- Scott, age 11

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.- Rob, age 10

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.- Molly, age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.- Chelsey, age 7

Stay away from prunes.- Randy, age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.- Phillip, age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.- Cynthia, age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.- Joanne, age 11

For the Gospel!