For the Gospel!
Because the Extrovert Talks About Killing the Dictator, While the Introvert Poisons the Guy's Coffee.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Endorse Alex and Brett's Book
Friday, December 21, 2007
We wish you a Merry Christnas............
I admit that I have not been living up to the promise that I would talk about Christmas traditions and all those lovely things.......................
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But...........I WILL leave you a link to a fellow blogger's wise words about Christmas. I will ALSO give you some new links, as well as a link to some frugal last-minute Christmas traditions. My present to you.
I will be briefly closing shop for the next 4-5 days, due to the fact that I will be celebrating the birth of our Savior, as well as opening presents, sleeping in late, chatting with relatives, eating roast beast (my word for roast beef.......watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas), and having FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, please enjoy these humble cyber gifts and our Savior's birth!
http://rocksinmydryer.typepad.com/shannon/2007/12/grace-in-a-mang.html
http://rocksinmydryer.typepad.com/shannon/2007/12/works-for-me-a.html
Merry Christmas!
For the Gospel!
Friday, December 14, 2007
It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year
That's right, everyone............CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! I haven't blogged in a long time! I guess it was a good hiatus. But now that I'm back, it's time to get into the bloggy Christmas spirit! (*grins*)
While it's fun to get ready for Christmas (and believe me, I'm gonna talk a lot about it, hopefully), it's also good to remember the REASON for Christmas. I mean, it wouldn't make sense to have a celebration and lots of presents on someone's birthday and forget the reason for such an occasion, right? It's the same with Christmas. It's Jesus' birthday!
We must continually remember the night that God put on human skin and became a human baby, coming down as the son of a lowly teenager and her carpenter husband, so that He might become the Savior of mankind. Isn't that beautiful?
On the night before Christmas, please kneel before your bed and pray a prayer of Thanksgiving to the God who chose to save us!
That being said, let's celebrate Christmas in honor of Jesus' birth!
For the Gospel!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Check out this
I found something very interesting on the Drudge Report. Apparently, someone has been stealing (and wrecking) Christmas decorations in Florida. This includes nativity scenes and a Baby Jesus. A poor reindeer even got decapitated! Sounds like the Grinch, yes? Well, you remember what happened to the Grinch! He had stolen (or wrecked) Christmas decorations in Whoville, and expected all the Whos to be sad, whiny and complaining come Christmas morning.
To the Grinch's complete surprise, however, the Whos came out on Christmas Day, singing joyfully, because they knew that true Christmas joy comes not from presents, turkey, and holiday decorations. It comes from knowing that Jesus, our Savior, was born to save us.
When the Grinch saw this, his heart that was "two sizes too small" became two sizes too BIG! He discovered the joy of Jesus' sacrifice on the cross and, filled with the power of the Holy Spirit, rushed down the mountain top with the bag of Christmas goodies he had stolen previously. The Grinch gave back all the stolen goods to their owners and joined the Whos in a Christmas feast. He had found the true meaning of Christmas.
I hope that the same happens to the ones who have stolen and wrecked the Christmas decorations. Granted, I'm sure they're not as mean as the Grinch, but I'm sure that they don't know the love of Jesus. Let us pray that they find the real Baby Jesus this Christmas season.
For the Gospel!
Saturday, December 1, 2007
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh. Makes me wish I was old enough to vote! God willing, Huckabee will win!
For the Gospel!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Be Kind To A Blogger Day
This will be a short post, but I'm declaring tomorrow to officially be, "Be Kind To A Blogger Day." This means that all of you in the blogsphere must go out to a blog that you frequent and post a kind comment to a blogger. For example, if you go to Rocks In My Dryer, post a comment like, "That was a very nice post."
You can also go to http://www.actsofkindness.org/ to get ideas for random acts of kindness.
Have a nice day! : )
For the Gospel!
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Aprons
This is COOL!!!!!!!!
Friday, November 23, 2007
Friday Funnies
WHOO! What a nice Thanksgiving! I hope you all had a happy one. Here is a post-Thanksgiving video that I'm sure will tickle the funny bones of those who made the turkey!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YZOD2YAMMec
For more on Thanksgiving, read the Psalms that David wrote.........that guy came up with Thanksgiving before the Pilgrims put their buckled feet on the good old U.S.A.!!!!!!!
For the Gospel!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Huckabee Ahead In The Primaries
Mike Huckabee, Christian conservative presidential candidate, has tied for first place in the Republican nominee primaries. I had to admit, I doubted that such a godly man would get so far, but I guess I was putting the cart before the horse, or something like that. But it's so wonderful that Mr. Huckabee has gone so far! Whoo hoo!!!!!!!! : )
To read more about it, go to this address: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2007/11/20/ST2007112002497.html?hpid=topnews
or go to http://www.drudgereport.com.
Keep praying for Huck, everyone!
For the Gospel!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Thanksgiving
Friday, November 16, 2007
Friday Funnies
I haven't been blogging in quite a while. Don't worry, though. I'll try to get back to that. In the mean time, there's a list of books on the Girl Talk blog that's recommended by C.J. Mahaney, Mike Bradshaw, and Steve Whitacre for men, kids, and teens, respectively. (For those of you who don't know, these men are all pastors at Sovereign Grace churches). Git on over there and check 'em out!!!!!
http://www.girltalk.blogs.com
Now for the Friday Funny -
This is a skit in which Bob Newhart plays a psychiatrist to a troubled patient. Enjoy!
http://solofemininity.blogs.com/posts/2007/11/stop-it.html
Happy weekend, everybody!
For the Gospel!
Friday, November 9, 2007
Friday Funnies
Today, we will go international in jokes. I have a great Irish joke and a great German joke.
I got the Irish joke from my dad (who actually got it from a contruction worker from Georgia - go figure) and this is how it goes:
Three Irish guys are walking along and presently go through a cemetery. They're looking at the headmarkers, when one of them says, "Hey, this man here died at the age of 87 - that's a long time! His name was Patrick McDonald."
The second guy says, "Yeah, but this guy lived to be 103 years old! His name was Gregory O'Hara."
Then the last guy says, "Oh, yeah? Well THIS guy lived to be 189 years old!"
"What was his name?" asked the others.
"Miles to Dublin," replied the guy.
Now for the German joke:
There's an army private who is posted with his regiment at a barracks. He keeps walking around and picks up pieces of paper. Every time he picks a piece of paper up, he says, "That's not it," and keeps going.
Finally, the private's sergeant worries about him and has him evaluated. The doctor determines him to be crazy and tells the sergeant to release the private.
The sergeant hands the private the resignation notice and the private looks at it, smiles and says, "That's it!"
Friday, November 2, 2007
Friday Funnies
Here's another joke about crazy people (that would be me.........just kidding!)
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything." The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
Happy weekend, everybody!
For the Gospel!
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Check out this.........
Friday, October 26, 2007
Hollywood and Blasphemy
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Where have I Been?
Wanna know what I did last Friday? Well, go on over to the Girl Talk Blog! (Be sure to look at the Family Room post!) *Yawn* Now I think I'm going to bed. It's night time at this moment. Goodnight, everyone.
For the Gospel!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Friday Funnies
For those of you who are wondering what happened to the Thursday blog post, I decided to delete. Through the wise counsel of wise friends, I realized that the post wasn't the right way to say what I wanted to say. My apologies to those who were misled by the post. Instead of being "rebels," we should be examples to those around us of Christ's love. We should stand out not by ranting and raving about how America's going down the drain, but by being kind, loving, humble, patient, peaceful and gentle. In these things among others, will we be a shining light to the world.
That said, let's get onto Friday Funnies!
This is a joke I got from a classmate:
The person peeped through it, and immediately, he got poked in the eye!
Then you could hear someone say, "35.......35.........35...........35......."
For the Gospel!
Monday, October 15, 2007
My Thoughts On Life
Hi everyone,
I haven't been blogging for a bit. I need to get back to that. I am resolved to not abandon my blog for months on end, leaving you readers in suspense! Here are some things that have been happening lately:
New York fall fashions are looking more (gasp!) modest? - Do I hear the "Hallelujah Chorus" coming on?
Hooray! Al-Qaeda in Iraq is basically crushed!
This is funny but awful at the same time. Poor Mom.
This uproariously funny video:
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=oe90utw2yz
Whoo! I'm already tuckered from laughing so much at the video! Goodnight, everyone. Pleasant dreams. Snuggle into your little bed, lay your sleepy head on those soft pillows, pull the covers up around you, and say "Goodnight" to God. God will always be watching you.
For the Gospel!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Congratulations, Emily!
Christ bless you, girlie!
For the Gospel!
Friday, October 5, 2007
Friday Funnies
Time again for another Friday Funny! Once again, it's from the mouths of children, and in my humble opinion, I think it might be funnier than the last one! Enjoy!
Kids' lessons
Never trust a dog to watch your food.- Patrick, age 10
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.- Rocky, age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.- Stephanie, age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Rosemary, age 7
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.- Lamar, age 10
Never bug a pregnant mom.- Nicholas, age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert.- Kelly, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.- Heather, age 16
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.- Joel, age 12
Never try to baptize a cat.- Laura, age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster.- Scott, age 11
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.- Rob, age 10
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.- Molly, age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.- Chelsey, age 7
Stay away from prunes.- Randy, age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.- Phillip, age 13
Forget the cake, go for the icing.- Cynthia, age 8
Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.- Joanne, age 11
For the Gospel!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Be Pro Life!
Let's be serious folks................Pro Life saves lives..........including this little one!
For the Gospel!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Cheese Puffs and Politics
I think that George Washington said it best in his Farewell Address, when he warned for political parties to not be bloodthirsty enemies. How did we respond to that? We did the exact opposite, and we're still reaping the bitter consequences. If only we could all be more loving towards each other, regardless if we're a Conservative or Liberal!
I suggest that whenever we hear that something goes wrong in the political world, we should not seethe against the perpetrator in anger, but pray for them in love. God listens to our prayers, and He is greatly pleased when we love our enemies. It can be hard (I am no exception to the rules; belive me, my blood can boil when it comes to politics), but we can ask God for help and try to be shining examples.
But that doesn't mean that we stay silent. We should not only pray for those on the other side of the political spectrum, but also set out to be an example for them. We should also try to "fight back peacefully". This means that while we should fight to keep the morals in America, we should not frown at a person protesting the Iraq War.
Liberals, I'm not excluding you either. Even though Conservatives might not agree with what you have to say, be kind to them! We're all human beings, and we suffer from the disease of hatred - the remedy for this is God's love.
So I propose that tomorrow be, "Go Hug A Liberal/Conservative Day!" Seriously though, DON'T hug them. They might think you're a little creepy. But if it's a relative, then by all means!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to *ahem* find a relative to hug!
"Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." - 1 John 4:7
For the Gospel!
Friday, September 28, 2007
Friday Funnies
Today was a very nice day. The cookies were very good and I highly recommend them. I might eat my words and type out that recipe, but not today (sorry, cookie lovers!). Instead, I'm going to serve up a plate of Friday Funnies!
Here they are!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
I'm Back
Friday, September 21, 2007
Happy Birthday, Taylee!
This post is a shout out to a girl I know. Her name is Taylee Joy, and this young lady is turning six years old today! Happy Birthday, Taylee! Christ has a lot of things in store for your life. May you grow in Him and become a beautiful girl!
Fireworks for the Birthday Girl!!!!!!!
Have a happy birthday, Taylee. I hope you have a fun day!
For the Gospel!
Lauren
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Congratulations, Carrie!
This post is a shout out to my friend, Carrie! She passed her violin exam with flying colors! Now she'll get to go to the next violin book! Congratulations, Carrie! God's gonna do great things in your life!
Christ bless you, girlie!
For the Gospel!
Lauren
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Funnies
Remember to thank God everyday for the ability to laugh, see the funny side of things, and that God was so merciful as to send you Jesus Christ, His one and only Son to die on the cross for you sins.
For the Gospel!
Lauren
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hi
Today, I'm going to take a break from talking and let these websites do it. Enjoy!
Muslims
Jews
Narnia
Evangelism
For the Gospel!
Lauren
Monday, September 17, 2007
Viva la Rebelution!
10 lessons from the Princess Bride
I just found this cool list of lessons from The Princess Bride. The Princess Bride is a funny story, and I love the quote, "Bye-bye boys.............have fun storming the castle!" It's a wonderful movie, full of action, romance and a little bit of humor. But anyway, here are the lessons learned:
10 Things I've learned from the Princess Bride:
1. It's possible, with the right strategy, to best a giant.
2. Outsmarting the one who thinks he is smartest of all is not inconceivable. Pride creates vulnerability.

3. Don't believe everything you hear. It appears people can actually survive the fire-swamp.
4. The obvious bad guy isn't always the bad guy, but a reputation can be bigger than reality.
5. Reciting your name and life's purpose with passion to everyone you meet can gain you the resources you need to reach your goal. Plus win you a few lifelong friends along the way.
6. Good fighting is as much about style as it is about skill. Add style to your skills because style is more fun to watch.
7. The six fingered man was wicked then and he's wicked now. Pay attention to track records they tell a true story.
8. There is such a thing as true love if you are willing to fight to the death for it.
9. Having a great gift for rhyme can bring levity during a difficult time... I mean it. Anybody want a peanut? A sense of humor is priceless.
10. Fairy tales are a great reminder that happy endings are possible if you believe in them. We sacrifice for those things we believe in.
I highly recommend watching The Princess Bride. It's a little bit scary, but don't worry............there's a happy ending. And think, this applies to the Christian life too, and Westley's love for his girl is like God's love for us!

For the Gospel!
Lauren
Blogroll
It's kind of a neat moment for a Christian artist when they draw, make music, etc. It almost makes you wonder, "Is this the way God felt when He created the world?" I'm sure though, that God loved His creation more than we ever loved any drawing or painting we ever made........I mean, c'mon..............who ever made a living, breathing creature with just their voice? It just shows you how powerful God is, and how merciful He is in His love for us, that He would send Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday Funnies
For those of you who are complimentarians (believing that men and women were created by God to compliment each other), I, being a complimentarian myself, have come up with two jokes, which may sound silly, but have truth to them:
"A wife never takes charge unless her husband is slumped over the wheel of the car."
"A man should never yell at his wife unless she pours coffee onto his lap."
Have a great weekend, everyone! For the Gospel!
Lauren
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
September 11

Friday, September 7, 2007
Friday Funnies
Here's the Friday Funny! Today, it's 'B.C.'.

In other news, I wore my new shirt today. My mom and I went to Belk a little bit ago, and a woman happened to spot the message on my t-shirt. She declared that Jesus died for her space in Heaven too and that God is a comfort in present troubles. She honestly didn't know how people could live without God. Isn't that wonderful? It's great when you meet a fellow Christian in this grimy world of ours! The woman said that her husband loved those kinds of shirts, and she called him over to come look at it! That was so cool! My mom and I told them that you could find them at the Christian bookstore, which was close by. Jesus is King! Have a great weekend!
For God's Gospel!
Lauren
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Crocs Rock!

Isn't it cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But of course, all these things are nothing compared to the gift of salvation Jesus Christ gave to us. Can I get an Amen?
In other news, I'll be proudly attending the wedding of the world's cutest couple, Tyler and Elea! Pray that I don't start crying! Usually, I don't cry at weddings, but these two are my friends, and they're sooooooooo sweet! But anyway, I'm sure that the wedding will be just beautiful. God is so good.
And now, I must start updating my blog!
For the Gospel!
Lauren